10. My Audi R8 is in the shop, so I decided to take the bus.
9. My mom insists on driving me to school so I guess you can say I'm car pooling.
8. I felt like sleeping in this morning so I called my boss to tell him I'm teleworking today.
7. Come on guys roller skating never went out of style, anyway I'm helping out the environment.
6. I'm training for the next Olympic games, that's why I'm jogging to work.
5. I like practicing the McTwist when skateboarding to school.
4. My pogey money isn't enough to fill the gas tank in my Escalade.
3. Yesterday my boss told me that I'm fired so I guess I'm now telecommuting for the rest of the year.
2. Since I'm handy around the house I decided to convert my lawnmower into a scooter. It's better for the environment but the electric cord doesn't get me too far.
1. After putting corn in my gas tank my car stopped working. My boy was good enough to lend me his bicycle so that I could get to work.
Regards from,
Frogster

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