Shaq stoops to new low for Smart Car
A 14 time NBA All-Star, 4 time championship winner, one of the NBA's 50 Greatest Players and a future Hall of Famer has stooped to a new low. We here at Envirohop are happy that Shaquille O'Neal has bought a new Smart Car and now enjoys greener commuting but like his mother, we're worried about his posture.
For this 7'1", 325 pound superstar behemoth there are only three driving positions available. Two of which would be very uncomfortable. The first position is the stoop or crouch, where Shaq would have his head between his knees while driving. The second driving position would be with the car seats removed. Although he would be able to sit upright, long drives would prove to be uncomfortable for his butt and back since there would be no support for either. Luckily Shaq bought the convertible version of the Smart Car so his main driving position would be with the top down and his head jutting out above the windshield. Something like a Great Dane peering out the sunroof of a Honda Civic.
Shaquille, let's hear those tires squeal!
Regards from,
Frogster
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